Herewith, the swimming sports carnival uniforms of three totally made up and nonsensical schools:
- Schola Terra Australis;
- Saint Aquinas College for Ladies, and;
- Academia de la Atlantis
All are prim and propper and will ensure your daughter stands apart from the hoochies, wenches, chippies, doxies, minxes, jade vamps, coquettes, jezebels, princesses, bikes, hos, puta drabs, skets, slovens, bimbos, malkins, home wreckers, fizgigs, filles, de joie demi-mondaines, hoydens, femmes fatales, profligates, nymphos, demireps, demimondaines, scarlets, man-eaters, side chicks, succubi, renters, camp followers, sirens, brass, B-girls, paramours, hetaerae frows, hoochie mamas and pieces of tail who wear swim brands other than Pride.
Available in girl's sizes 14 and 16.